During a dull lunch time sandwich, the amazing penis crisp was revealed from a normal packet of walkers crisps. (as part of an otherwise normal boots meal deal.)Source: eBay UK
Heralded as a cure for male potency problems * and possibly a source of immense good fortune* , the amazing penis crisp is the crisp product everyone wants.Probably.
The amazing penis crisp will be carefully boxed in some sort of anti-crisp damage box (having a bit of trouble finding such a thing at the moment) and sent first class post to the lucky lucky winner.
The length of the amazing penis crisp is 3.2 inches and it has a 1 inch girth.
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