June 30, 2010

99 Facts about Guys that Girls should know!

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I got 99 Facts About Guys that Girls Should Know!!! Here it is :
  1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
  2. Guys hate other flirts.
  3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
  4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
  5. Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
  6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
  7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
  8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
  9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
  10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

June 20, 2010

Funny Garter Removal Pictures

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How to remove the garter on bride? Obviously the normal way isn’t satisfied with all guests. So the bridegrooms have to use funny bones, find some more interesting ways to remove the garter at the weddings. Savor it because it’s probably the only time you’ll ever get to have your hands up your wife’s leg while her parents stand 10 feet away.

Check out the following funny pictures theme by garter removal



The World’s Longest Chocolate Bar

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Make World’s Biggest and Longest Chocolate Bar I was in Rivarolo near Turin in Italy to judge the attempt to set a new Guinness World Records achievement for the longest chocolate bar. The attempt was organised by Teorema d’Immagine on behalf of Rivarolo Urban Center, a shopping mall which opened recently. A. Giordano, a local chocolatier, had been commissioned to make the chocolate bar, which was to be displayed outside the shopping mall.


June 19, 2010

Violin Super Mario

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Some Japanese dude decided to coordinate Super Mario Game with his Violin. Amazing!



June 18, 2010

Underwater Sports

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Underwater sports include a range of sports, mostly involving the use of swimfins and often including some element of breath-hold, snorkelling or scuba. The governance of these sports involves some controversies.

Top 10 Sex World Record

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1) The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16.

2) The farthest a woman has been recorded to ejaculate is about 9'29" (3 m).


June 17, 2010

Turtle Boy

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A youngster dubbed turtle boy by cruel bullies is starting a new life after a miracle two hour operation to remove a giant shell of hard skin from his back.


June 16, 2010

Inside a North Korean Arcade

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A man took these photos inside an amusement arcade in Pyongyang, capital of North Korea. They will make you very, very grateful that your local still has a functioning SEGA Rally and that you are not from or stuck in North Korea.


Pyongyang arcade photos

They will also stop you from complaining that one of the steering wheels on Daytona USA isn't very responsive any more.

June 14, 2010

Mother Sells Breast Milk Online

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A young mum has come up with a novel way of earning some extra cash while on maternity leave – by selling her breast milk online. Cash-strapped Toni Ebdon, 26, gave birth earlier this year and found herself producing more than enough milk for baby boy David.


Tarantula cocktail

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The arachnophobe’s nightmare is made using rice wine, jack fruit and a tarantula – which many Cambodians believe can help your heart and work as an aphrodisiac.

Photographer Tim Whitby, who took the pictures, said the tarantulas are added live to the mixture to preserve their freshness.

They are also fried and sold at roadside kiosks.

June 13, 2010

Robert Green blunder hands U.S. draw with England

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A shocking schoolboy howler from England goalkeeper Robert Green gifted the United States a goal as the two sides tipped to qualify from Group C battled to a 1-1 stalemate at the Royal Bafokeng Stadium on Saturday.

Green, 29, winning only his 11th England cap after being preferred to the vastly more experienced David James, will be haunted for the rest of his career by the mistake when he failed to routinely stop a low, bouncing 25-meter shot from Clint Dempsey after 40 minutes.



June 12, 2010

Watch World Cup 2010 Online (England Vs USA)

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Do you want to watch World Cup 2010 online live stream for free? Searching for a good way to watch England vs USA 2010 live streaming online today? You’ve come to the right place! We’ll show you how to watch England vs USA 2010 live stream and every match of 2010 world cup live stream online and in perfect high definition quality using any PC or Mac computer!

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Watch World Cup 2010 Online (South Korea Vs Greece)

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Top 10 Strangest Books in Amazon

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Amazon is the biggest book store in the world. Amazon provide wide range of books. Some books is so interesting and become best seller, but some books is also not good and there’s no sales on that item. Some books are very strange even for usual people like us. here’s a list of strangest books sale in Amazon, maybe You will laugh at the title of each books:

1. What’s Your Poo Telling You?

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What's your Poo Telling You


Watch World Cup 2010 Online (France vs Uruguay)

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Watch World Cup 2010 Online

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June 9, 2010

What A Guy’s TV Show T-Shirt Says About Him

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Friday night rolls around and you are getting ready to head out and start your weekend. In the old days what T-shirt a guy grabbed to wear was an easy decision. Whichever was closest to top of the dirty clothes hamper was the T-shirt de jour. A little body press to get rid of the wrinkles and a splash or two of Old Spice to cover up that musty bouquet and you were good to go.

My how times have changed.

The modern T-shirt has become a walking billboard used to make a personal statement about you and your personality. Particularly popular are T-shirts that reference classic and current TV shows, iconic television personalities and timeless TV moments. But what do these T-Shirts say about the guy who is wearing it?

Saturday Night Live More Cowbell T-shirt – This is a classic SNL skit and the guy wearing it will certainly have a quirky, offbeat sense of humor and a deep appreciation of music. Don’t be surprised if this guy is only average looking but has a near supermodel looking girlfriend on his arm. Once in high school played in a rock band that headlined a Shoe Mart grand opening. Other T-shirts in his collection? Something from Doogie Howser, M.D.


35 Creative and Unusual Beds

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These secluded spots seem perfect to take a nap or even to sleep. I would love to have such spaces to rest at my place. Take a look, I’m sure you’ll love them too!





Debrahlee Lorenzana: Too Hot for Citibank

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Debrahlee Lorenzana is the woman who sues Citibank after being fired for being "too hot". Citibank was complaining that she was distracting other employees with her hot looks. Debrahlee stands 5’5” tall (1.65 m) and weighs 125 pounds (56,7 kg).

She's been in a banking business for 10 years and had never had problems until she joined Citibank. She was constantly harassed by two managers saying she was too hot, too sexy when she was wearing "normal business clothing". From the other hand, they never harassed other female workers who, according to Debrahlee, were wearing inappropriately showing too much cleavage, mini skirts and very tight short dresses.



Best of Camera Fails

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If there was ever a wrong way to take a picture, these photos show all of them. It would appear that the most common mistake is holding the camera backwards while looking into it. However, trying to take a picture with the lens cap still on has to be a close second. There are surveillance camera fails as well and other stupid or funny situations with people using their cameras :)







June 8, 2010

Big, Fat Slob vs. a Stomach Virus

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A few weeks ago I was hit with a three day stomach virus. Everything I ate was either immediately stamped “return to sender” and came (projectile this, not that!) back up or was stuffed into a high speed service elevator running through my bowls before being unceremoniously kicked out the trap door attached to my ass. It wasn’t pretty. 

Remarkably, it didn’t stop me from eating. In fact, in a competitive nature not seen since I had to throw myself in front of six others at a Krispy Kreme counter for the last 28 donuts, I took the virus on mano-a-mano. You’re going to make me throw up a 12 inch, meatball sub? I’m going to down three cheeseburgers and a beach bucket full of fries. 

June 6, 2010

BP: We're Bringing Oil to American Shores

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This image has been making the rounds, purporting to be an ironic BP ad from 1999. It turns out it's fake. The folks at Despair.com originally created it as a T-shirt, but it's still funny.


They sure did. Mission Accomplished.

A Fat Kid’s 2 Minute Interpretative Dance

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Not pretty sure what this fat kid is up to but he sure want that 1 million youtube views. This is his 2 Minute Interpretative Dance To The Ice Cream Truck Song.

How to Make Chewing Gum

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Chewing gum has been around in commercial form for over a century. Even as far back at 5,000 years ago the act of chewing tree sap has been common in the americas. This instructable will show you how to make chewing gum athome using chicle without gum base and flavorings to make your own exciting gums wrapper chains.

Source: Instructables

America's Got Talent 2010 - Future Funk

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Who knew the new faces of dance would be so freakin' cute? Nine-year-old Bailey Munoz, aka "Bailrok," and his 5-year-old partner, Miles "Baby Boogaloo" Brown formed a dance team they call Future FunK. And these little guys had big plans for their potential million-dollar winnings: Bailey just wanted to buy a lot of toys. 

The adorable duo presented their own version of the history of dance, with break dancing, the robot, and even some ballroom. They delivered Howie's first "wow" moment and earned the first tickets to Vegas this season.


2 year old Ella singing 'Baby' Justin Bieber

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Like any popstar of the minute, Justin Bieber's fans upload thousands of idolizing videos to YouTube every day, but none as adorable (we checked) as the one we're serving up now. Yes, 2-year-old Ella will simultaneously melt and win your heart while bringing tears of unfiltered joy to your eyes as she sings (and raps!) the very song that put Bieber on the map in the first place.


June 4, 2010

60+ Most Beautiful and Creative Business Cards Design

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Business Card is a card printed or engraved with a person’s name and business affiliation. Normally attach on it could be information such like title, address, telephone number and even logo of a company or private. Using Business card is useful in a way to promote yourself on other people. Are you planning to make your own business card but don’t have any idea or some inspirations to start? Here’s a showcase of 60+ Most Beautiful and Creative Business Cards Designs to enhance more your creativity and get inspired.

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Break A Heart with Liquid Nitrogen

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Most people break hearts with words. How do nerds break hearts? with Liquid Nitrogen!

Creepy scientist freezes a pig's heart with liquid nitrogen and smashes it on the floor. I am certain he's single and probably got dumped by some chick to drive him to doing this.



Please note that the heart used in this experiment actually comes from a pig, not a human being!

Wang Xiaoyu performs headstand haircut

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Wang Xiaoyu, 35, gives a model a haircut while standing on his head near his barbershop in Changsha

Wang, a barber of 15 years who has had 18 years of training in martial arts, is now trying to attract more customers by giving haircuts whilst adopting a headstand, local media reported. a Chinese hair-stylist, trained in the art of kung-fu, cuts hair, while standing upside down, on his head. his hair cut style might be the most bizarre one in the world. beside Wang Xiaoyu there’s another unique hair cut technique by Pietro Santoro why cut his customer hair with fire.


June 3, 2010

Weird And Awesome Soap Designs

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Soap is important. We need it to keep our bodies clean, wash the grime of subway poles off our hands and stuff into our kid's mouths when they curse. There's a huge market for the stuff; soap exists for extra-sensitive skin, can be scented or unscented, infused with herbs and comes in liquid or solid form. However necessary, it all sounds kind of boring,which might explain why so many people have begun making their own soaps in a variety of fun and unique shapes. Here are 30 weird and awesome soap designs.



June 2, 2010

Ninjas Can't Catch You - Comical

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These are some of the amusing pictographics - the ultimate ninja comical facts

20 Unique and Creative Logo Designs

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20 Unique and Creative Logo Designs
Logo is a symbol or emblem commonly used by companies and individuals to aid and promote instant public recognition.
This post features our favorite examples of unique, memorable, and creative logos designed by talented artists from all over the world.

15 Unusual and Creative Bus Stops

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15 Unusual and Creative Bus Stops
Creative and unusual bus stop designs that make the time you spend waiting for the bus a bit more bearable.

June 1, 2010

Superheroes break World record in Melbourne

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Melbourne Superheroes entered the Guinness Book of Records. The city's Federation Square saw 1245 people break the world record for the most number of people dressed in superhero costume, in one place at one time.

The CBD was no place for bad guys on Saturday with Superman, Batman, Robin, Wonder Woman, the Green Lantern and other comic book heroes portrayed hundreds of times over by people of all ages, genders, shapes and sizes.

2 Year Ardi Rizal Smokes 40 Cigarettes

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Taking a deep drag on his cigarette while resting on the steering wheel of his truck, he looks like a parody of a middle-aged lorry driver.

But the image covers up a much more disturbing truth: At just the tender age of two, Ardi Rizal's health has been so ruined by his 40-a-day habit that he now struggles to move by himself.

The four-stone Indonesia toddler is certainly far too unfit to run around with other children - and his condition is set to rapidly deteriorate.